Quotes

As Himself

"Live like you're at the bottom, even if you're at the top."

"I just wanted to make people laugh, and then I sang and I loved singing and it started from there. Everything I say I’m not going to do I end up doing."

"Music is my life, it is very special. You have music as a kind of feeling. There are songs when you are happy and there are songs when you are sad."

"I would invent ice cream that never melts."

"I think I always wanted to make people laugh. I thought that it was my job to be a comedian all day. When I was singing around the house my dad would say, 'Joe, you have a great voice. You should sing.'"

"Someone once said that I like girls who wear cookie dough-flavored lip gloss. I've never kissed a girl who's worn this flavor. If I ever do, I'll let you know if I like it or not."

"I went to see a movie with this girl once, and this creepy old lady was following us everywhere we went. I don't think she was a fan or anything, but it freaked me out!"

"I definitely want a hippopotamus for Hanukkah."

"I just found out that putting a poptart in the microwave or oven tastes so much better!"

"The only way to win is to die trying."

"I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. Its called 'afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!'"

"Have you ever googled google, then googled again?"

"I'm gonna kill you... with my gun. And then I'm gonna put you in the trunk of my car and drag you to the desert. And then I'm going to bring you home and make sure you're okay."

As Shane Gray

"One word. Payback!"

"What, you don't like going in circles?"

"I learned my lesson! I showered in cold water! I looked at a tree! It’s been three hours, I need hair product."

"So here's some advice. It's not all about your image. None of it means anything unless people see who you really are. And your music has to be who you really are. It's gotta show how you feel, or it doesn't mean anything."